1. piercethememphishorizonofmice:

    a-fictional-vaudeville:

    That’s not a dog.

    That’s a fucking Yeti.

    ‘And I need to snuggle it.

    I want to snuggle it!!!! 

    i really want this dog.

    (Source: vomidechat, via ohmycosh)

     
  2. weasleypatronus:

    ahvahtlom:

    felixlovesyou:

    takealookatyourlife:

    heroicallyfound:

    svetlana-del-rey:

    Was she going to slap you because you never in any way made him gay in the actual books, taking zero risks/doing absolutely nothing for gay characters in literature, and only announcing your “authorial intent” afterwards for a cheap shot at looking like an ~ally~

    ^^^

    Gay people are just normal people. We are not told about any of the Hogwarts professors love lives, other than Snape, and it would be completely out of character for Dumbledore to walk around telling everyone about his sexuality.

    Did you want her to make him dress in glittery platform boots, a crop top, and decorate his office in rainbow flags to make it more obvious for you? Would that be enough of a stereotype to appease you people? Or what? Please tell me. I’d like to know how you think a gay character is supposed to be portrayed.

    And did you miss the Grindelwald chapters in the ‘actual books’? Or was that also not obvious enough for you? Did Dumbledore need to whisper “always” wistfully in order for you to connect that he had romantic feelings for Grindelwald? Maybe you are American and need them to gaze longingly into each others eyes with awkward close ups of their fingers almost grazing each other that Hollywood thinks means ‘true love’. 

    It didn’t fit into his relationship to Harry to ever say “I’m gay”, and so it was not stated explicitly (you might have noticed the book was told from Harry Potter’s perspective).

    The point is though, that he is a homosexual, well respected, powerful, and very loved wizard- and his sexuality doesn’t matter because no one else thinks it matters. a.k.a. no one cares that he loves men, and that is wonderful. 

    ^ THANK

    BOOM

    AMEN

    (Source: cheisenberg, via thewaywardqueen)

     
  3. always reblog for that wink

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  4. ussrennerprise:

    scREAMING

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  7. bloodmunster:

    For christmas I wished for Stephen Fry and as we were eating our christmas dinner my dad made me go outside and back in and this is what I met

    (via ohmycosh)

     

  8. mishatookoverthetardis:

    klloydbanks:

    kripke-is-my-king:

    the-flesh-of-fallenangels:

    Season 9: Dean struggles to put another layer of clothing on his torso and resorts to wearing multiple pairs of pants.

    Sam can no longer see through his hair

    their voices are so deep they can barely be understood

    Cas starts wearing plaid

    (Source: winchesterstwerking, via thewaywardqueen)

     

  9. thatsmoderatelyraven:

    i feel like my chicken isnt going to belong to me, it belongs to the entire tumblr community

     

  10. Things to add to my job application:

    urteenagedreamtonight:

    successfully helped someone obtain a fluffy chicken

    (Source: gooodnightmattsmith)

     
  11. “I told you to expect more tests of your reflexes…”

    (Source: awkbergs, via gaysquib)

     

  12. timecannotberewritten:

    dovahqueene:

    iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

    There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

    at least you don’t bleed them out every month

    you make a compelling argument

    (Source: swagonmydick4000000000, via kawalabear)

     

  13. elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

    jephry:

    if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die

    what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of

    (Source: soulpuunk, via solidsender)

     
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  15. kevinssecretplace4546:

    dweebscar:

    dweebscar:

    dweebscar:

    i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house
    image

    and im waiting for my parents reaction

     ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
    the first chicken has been found

    “amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands

    there are still 12 left for them to find then

    (via ntmns)